Those of you outside of Klah may be unfamiliar with the festivities of Klahmas on December 25th, a national holiday where citizens gobble large quantities of small cakes, dance the Jangjilly jive and give each other magnificent gifts such as ear-trumpets, spangly hoof-warmers & chocolate flavoured salad servers.
The Jangjilly Jive is an important part of the celebrations, and for weeks beforehand, citizens begin doing warm up stretches in preparation, and tailors make a fortune repairing ripped pantaloons as people overestimate their athletic abilities.
The Kingdom of Klah has received several letters from citizens concerned that they can’t remember the correct order of Jive moves, and relaying horror stories of poorly timed kicks knocking cakes and hats and great-aunts flying, so we asked renowned dancer Horatio Simpopple to provide a demonstration of the traditional dance:
