While out foraging for snizzleberries last week, Hetty Hobnob, a reporter from the Klah Gazette, witnessed a tree decide it was destined for more in life than sitting around hearing tales of the skies from the beaks of birds. She managed a brief interview as it sailed past:
Klah Gazette: This is an important moment in your life. How are you feeling?
Tree: Uplifted, uprooted, excited, and many other three syllable words that I don’t have time for right now.
Klah Gazette: Do you have any advice for those that might follow in your rootsteps?
Tree: Pack snacks and warm socks, these are my only regrets.
And with these wise words it became a speck in the sky of destiny.
– Hetty Hobnob for The Klah Gazette